Nick Fury just really wants the Avengers to go the fuck to sleep.
(Samuel L. Jackson’s audio book of Go The Fuck To Sleep)
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A beautiful day.
” Father. …Where do I come from?”
“…What is puberty?”
“John. Take a look at our son’s internet history.”
“Father. I think some of the girls in my school might be interested in m-“
“Uncle? Father told me that while most people love other people, some people love cake. What did…
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John John John …yes!
JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN’S ARSE JOHN
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Sherlock & Jawn Get It On!
- In 221B
“I looked you up on the internet last night. Found your website.”
“What did you think? Any good?”
“Very good.”
“What to see some more?”
“Oh god yes.”
*Undoes pants. John starts inserting..his.. into.. Sherlock.*“You doing it?
“Yes”
“You done it?”
“Yeah, hang on!”
*Sherlock and John get at it!*“yes….careful!……….Oh, John”…….”YES!”…..”OH GOD!!”……………
“Ahhh Sherlock…”
“Please come.”
*They finish up.*
“You ok?”
“Me, yeah, fine..I’m fine..fine….
That, ah…thing, that you, ah.. that you did with, um… that was, umm….. good.
But I was hoping you’d go deeper.”
THIS IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING IN THE SHERLOCK FANDOM OMG
Although after today I can’t help but imagine Martin and/or Benedict’s reactions to finding this.
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Dance with me.. Watson,.
House M.D. | 4x12 — Don’t Ever Change
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